2018-05-12 22:37:36 UTC
About Andrew B. CHUNG’S "2IQ-MRON Diet"
CHUNG: INSANELY ARROGANT USENET SPAMMING CREEP...
About the "2IQ-MRON Diet", the "diet" for morons* and self-righteous,
arrogant, assholes who sit in front of computers all day spamming the
internet in hopes that "God" will reward them with both riches, and a
front-row seat in his "Heavenly Palace".
The Chung "2IQ-MRON Diet" combines "religious" extremism with dietary
extremism. The origin of this quack diet is Chung's interpretation of
biblical scripture which reveals that both "Jesus" and "God" carried
around scales and "religiously" weighed everything they ate, never
consuming more than a biblical "OMER", todays equivalent of 2 pounds
(according to Chung). Chung further claims that WHAT you eat is not
important, eat roadkill if you like. Just don't get carried away and
consume more than 1 “OMER”. Chung adds, in the strongest terms, that
going over 2 pounds even by a gram, is a "perishing soul" offense, and warns
that his Messiah, "LORD" Jesus Christ, teacher of love and
forgiveness, will personally roast alive all offenders.
The dietary insane blather of Andrew B. Chung:
"Actually, hunger for real food is simply a desire to eat real food
that is verified by the ability to eat real food and may be accompanied
by stomach sounds that allow others to verify the desire to eat real
food even before the eating happens." -Andrew B. Chung
(*Chung figures this is just UseNet - so no one will see that he is
full of shit, and knows nothing about diet or even medicine for that matter.
It just has to sound “medical”.
"Hunger for real food is simply a desire to eat real food that is
verified by the ability to eat real food, and may be accompanied by
stomach sounds - LOL" Wow, such wisdom. ;)
"Hunger for real food does not indicate a need for real food as evident
by this desire often increasing when the food is especially palatable in
the middle of eating the "right" daily amount (32 oz, one "OMER") when
any real need would be decreasing." -Andrew B. Chung
"Chung, take your 2 digit moronic "diet" bullshit to the
appropriate newsgroups. "alt.christnet.christianlife, alt.bible.prophecy"
etc. are not the place for arrogant hourly "status" updates on how many
ounces of food an arrogant spamming asshole has consumed. What you are
doing here is PURE ARROGANCE. There is NOTHING "holy" or "righteous"
about it. You and your sock-puppets are ASSHOLES. The "diet" you promote
leads to making you even bigger ASSHOLES. Though it hardly seems possible,
you will become even more egocentric, rigid, and self-righteous."
No medical professional would EVER endorse your QUACK diet. Just as
no real scientist would ever endorse Creationism. Both are what happens
when stupid people attempt to force their stupid LITERAL interpretation
of the Bible into the fields of science and medicine, to "PROVE" that
THEY are the "smart" ones. Food is primarily fuel. There is NO one right
amount for all people in all climates and all daily activities. A lumberjack
cannot do a days work on 32 oz. of food, while for instance, an arrogant
internet spammer probably could. And it DOES matter what you eat.
The 2IQ-MRON diet is pure 2 digit Evangelical BULLSHIT, and Andrew
B. Chung knows it. Chung can't be stupid enough to actually believe this
nonsense. And the suggestion that REAL medical professionals at Emory
University are supporting this BS is laughable. The janitorial staff at
Emory is smarter than that. Give me the phone number of ONE medical
professional who supports this BS. Any medical professional supporting
this should lose his license immediately.